God I wish I could spend more time here.
I would take the mammoth plate wet plate collodion class, where you learn to be a civil war photographer, which is my true calling. I was born too late. THEN I would take the Daguerreotype workshop so I could set up my long exposure studio and make all ya’ll look dashing and mysterious. Then I would take albumen printing, but I got pretty good at it already. Then I would teach a class and build a traveling darkroom. Dreams!